Mommy Never Hugged Me
A ‘bird boy’ was found in Volgograd several days ago. A 7-year old boy was taken away from his mother, 31. A woman took an interest in birds more than in her own son, that’s why he became a real Mowgli.A boy lived with his mother in a 2-room apartment full of cages with feed and droppings. She had her own domestic birds and fed wild ones. A woman neither beat him nor left him without...
starting to look for jobs. hope my interviews go as well as this one.
So siked for Human Giant Season 2.
Mike: I woke up in my closet
Me: You told me you were going to your closet last night. i didnt want to ask any questions
On Tuesday, someone told me to live life like there is no tomorrow. I then quit...
You don't know where your going when you drink...
I recently found out that old trick to use whiskey to cure toothaches does not work. You just wake up naked in an open field next to a bloody deer carcus with no recollection of the night before… and your teeth still hurt.
shittyjokes: I wish there was a band called “None Of Your Business.” I would listen to them on my iTunes all the time. That way, when people asked me what I was listening to, I would always have a catty-sounding response.
Don’t tell anyone I said this, but I’m loving this global warming!– Mom
We all know the Count has the mouth of a pirate hooker, but I didn’t know the Count was Jewish!?!?!